talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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