and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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