My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
