so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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bring money and cleavage
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just want nice things and good sex
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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