There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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