I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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