let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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