I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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