I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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