I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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