took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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