He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just found puke in my bra..
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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