420 ftw
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
soo... how was my night?
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