You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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