That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He kissed a someone with a penis
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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