Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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