i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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