remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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