I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i think i have herpe
just one?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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