At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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