I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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