Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I currently don't understand fingers.
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