Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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