There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
