She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
it's like iHOP with fire
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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