GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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