the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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