But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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