i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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