if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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