So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i barfeds in our rink
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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