It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Bring me that man meat
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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