Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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