OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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