So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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