he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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