Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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