So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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