a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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