She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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