You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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