i don't like sucking hair
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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