they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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