We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Farmville is her only friend.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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