Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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