Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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