stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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