Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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