Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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