Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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