East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
