how can u be prego again
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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