It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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