You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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