where am i from again
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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