so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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