Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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